By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
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just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
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If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
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