ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
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its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
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So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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