Ambien. No doubt about it.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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