So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Actions speak louder than pants.
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No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
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This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
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