He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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