Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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