so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Small penises have feelings too.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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