I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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