We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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