Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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