About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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