shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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