Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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