Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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