at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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