I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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