Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
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