Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
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It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
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Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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