is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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