so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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