Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
God, you're like boner-b-gone
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Houston, we have a squirter
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
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I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
May the power of my ass compel you!!
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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