fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
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God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
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I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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