I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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