We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
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This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
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The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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