covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
they're like a gay fantastic four
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
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