Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
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I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
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he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
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