when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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