Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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