I wish i was in the wii world.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
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