please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
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He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
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It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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