You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
we should paint friendship bongs
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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