He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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