It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
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I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
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I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
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