is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
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thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
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THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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