But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
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Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
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How many fucks given?
0.12846
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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