Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
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you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
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I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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