Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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