Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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