Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
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Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
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If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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