Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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