I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
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dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
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why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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