She said her name was "party"
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
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I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
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Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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