Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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