Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
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Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
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It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
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