Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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