Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
this hospital has no fireball
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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