we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
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You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
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Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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