I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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