I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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