I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
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Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
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Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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