Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
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