I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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