what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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