There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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