i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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