OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
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she smelled like a LAN party
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
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Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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